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Murder, Mystery, And Mommies w/ Susan Hendricks | Your Mom's House Ep. 793
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It’s another episode of YMH with Todd and Christine! This week, Tom Segura and Christina P attempt to convince Enny to go on a men's retreat led by the Double Soul Shaman Will Blunderfield, before opening the show with a heaving clip of a guy drinking a Cinnamon Toast Crunch inspired drink. They also clown on Hilaria Baldwin, have some fun with accents, weigh in on an anti-transition lenses crime, and watch some more clips of some mommies who really want Tom's mom to open her OnlyFans account.
Former News anchor, author, and true crime journalist Susan Hendrick joins Tom and Christina to discuss murderers and Tom couldn't be more excited. They discuss some infamous crimes from the last few decades, including the JonBenét murder, the Menendez murders, Gabby Petito, and BTK. Susan also talks about why people find murderers so fascinating, that feeling you get when you can recognize a person is a killer, and shares many anecdotes about her time covering some truly twisted crime stories. Tom and Christina are really licking their chops for this one!
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Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:02:39 - Opening Clip: Cinnamon Toast Crunch
00:07:08 - Clip: Will Blunderfield Toilet Talk
00:08:16 - Will Enny Do A Men's Retreat?
00:19:14 - Clip: Hey Black Men
00:23:28 - Clip: A Real Manly Dentist
00:24:45 - Clip: Dennis Quaid Loves Jesus
00:26:30 - Randy Quaid Loves Not Paying Taxes
00:31:05 - Clip: Man Eats Bar
00:32:07 - Hilaria Baldwin Back On Her Bullsh!t
00:34:50 - Fun With Accents
00:38:19 - Clip: Misgendered Crime
00:42:36 - The Mommies Want Charo's OF
00:47:10 - Susan Hendricks Talks About Murder
00:51:49 - Why True Crime Stories Are Fascinating
01:04:02 - JonBenét & Menendez Brothers
01:16:12 - Luigi Mangione
01:29:16 - Gabby Petito & Feeling A Killer
01:39:19 - Clip: Brian Cohee Jr
01:42:58 - America Loves A Blonde Woman Murder Story
01:51:55 - The Night Stalker & LA Wildfires
01:56:35 - Into The Fire & Down The Hill
02:03:43 - Closing Song - "Cucumber" by Ramsay McQueen
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2:02:17
Conspiracy Chaos w/ Sam Tripoli | Your Mom's House Ep. 792
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Tom and Christine are back and open the show with a very creative criminal, before paying tribute to OG cool guy, Hard Rock Nick, who was recently shuffled from this mortal coil. Christina P also unveils another drawing of Tom inspired by his now infamous choke. Next, Tommy continues the fan powered campaign to convince Charo to start an OnlyFans account and plays some fan submissions we've already received. There's also a Fancy Chef update, Tina tells a petting zoo story, and the main mommies have a new game to play with drive-thru workers.
Tom and Christina are then joined by comedian and tin foil hat enthusiast, Sam Tripoli! The three talk about parental stuff, before deep diving into some fun conspiracy talk. They discuss, the drones over New Jersey, the mass surveillance in everyday life, the CIA, Tom Hanks, and more. They also talk about insane Japanese game shows, Mr. Hands, and the harmful effects of going viral. Christina also presents an interesting "would you rather?" question and they sprinkle in some solid horrible or hilarious clips for good measure. Try it out!
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Chapter Markers
00:00:00 - Intro
00:02:34 - Opening Clip: Treat Me Like A Black Man
00:07:10 - Rest In Peace Hard Rock Nick
00:14:26 - Christina's Latest Creation
00:17:49 - The Mommies Want A Charo OF
00:22:22 - Clip: Russian Fart Streamer
00:22:52 - Fancy Chef Update
00:31:12 - Clip: Drive-Thru Prank
00:35:33 - Petting Zoo Story
00:40:14 - Clip: White Big Word
00:48:04 - Dad Stuff With Sam Tripoli
00:53:45 - New Jersey Drones & Surveillance States
01:02:41 - Clip: All Terrain Accident
01:03:13 - Spiritual Conspiracies & Tom Hanks
01:10:50 - Clip: Wind Knocked Outta Ya
01:11:42 - Crazy Japanese Game Shows
01:14:17 - Clip: Splits Machine
01:14:43 - Mr. Hands
01:22:45 - Clip: BMX Hard Landing
01:23:55 - Showing Sam The Opening Clip
01:26:28 - Would You Rather?
01:32:20 - Clip: Loving Couple
01:33:53 - Closing Song - "The Big Words" by Kurtis Caramel Carbon
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1:37:01
Just Lemme Eat Ya w/ Armie Hammer | Your Mom's House Ep. 791
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Happy New Year, Mommies! Tom and Christina are back to begin the new year with a reflection on the annual YMH Christmas party and the shenanigans of everyone's favorite staff member, Chris Larson. Tom also brings up a moment from the past when Christina was choking on the show and he didn't laugh or mock her. They also talk menopausal haircuts and review a tribute to Tom's nose twin, John Amos.
Tom and Christina are then joined by alleged cannibal, actor, and podcaster Armie Hammer! Armie sets the record straight and details how his kinks and morally ambiguous behavior sent him from Hollywood to a timeshare desk in the Cayman Islands. Presently, Armie is slowly working on a comeback and opens up and tells his story to the Main Mommies in his own words. It's a fascinating discussion that includes, rope binding, heart consumption, redemption, and loving somebody so much you want to smash their face into a dresser. Try this one out!
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1:33:39
Merry JEANS-mas! w/ Jeff Dye | YMH Ep. 790
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Ho Ho Ho, chomos! It's almost Christmas and Tim y Tina are already into the holiday spirit this week on Your Mom's House Podcast. Tom opens the show with some deserving apologies from the Booth Boys, who are back with some handwritten letters expressing their regret from laughing at his life or death moment. Tom also brings up a clip from an old YMH episode showing how concerned he was when Christina was choking on the show and he didn't laugh or mock her. They next open the show with a clip of a pro fisherman with a really cool last name. The Main Mommies also share some huge news about Charo, talk about UHC CEO shooter Luigi Mangione's thirst traps, share their thoughts on American Nightmare, and react to some disappointing news about Tony Johns.
Tom and Christina are then joined by the last cowboy in LA, Jeff Dye! He's got a new special out and he's got a lot of thoughts on big city girls in boots and dresses. The mommies talk to him about taboo jokes, offensive last names, politicians on podcasts, Trumps weight loss, dumb girls stuff, then they check out some Horrible or Hilarious clips, and some of Christina's curations! Merry Chrysler to all, happy holidays to some, don't forget your Uvers, and to all a good night!
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2:13:13
Checking In With Cool Guy Tony Johns | YMH Ep. 789
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This week on Your Mom's House Podcast, Tom and Tina are back together and in the spirit of the season, connect with legendary cool guy, Mr. "We Up Outta Here" himself, Tony Johns! Before getting on the phone with Tony, we open the show with a banger track to honor the passing of Chuck Woolery. Tom and Christina also reminisce on some of the fun clips he's contributed to in past YMH episodes. They next open the show with a classic Tony Johns clip before Tom addresses some firings from last week and some new faces in the booth. Christine pivots the conversation to discuss Tom's nose and theories on his true heritage. Tom then plays a clip from a Congressional hearing about some shady practices of major American airlines. The two also check out a Tony Valli clip, check out some art featuring Tom as famous serial killers, watch a very informative Will Blunderfield clip, and then give Tony Johns a call to see what he's up to. There are also a bunch of TikTok's, a new Pazsitzky Effect, and so much more! WOOOOOO WE UP OUTTA HERE!
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